Detective Handsome Cases 3,4

Detective Hien Case 4 I Peed on the ROM

Location: Swiss Chalet
Time: 8:45 PM
Suspect 1: Belle
Approximately 5'6
Suspect 2: Beast
Approximately 5'9
Date: February 15

Beast: So what did you do for Valentines day?

Belle: Well it was good and bad...

Beast: What was bad and what was good?

Belle: I've been looking forward to chilling with Mufasa (supervisor 1) on Valentines day since forever and in the morning of Valentines day my stupid boy was just being stupid.

Beast: Who Gaston? What did he do now?

Belle: Well since it was Valentines, I decided to tell him that he was like the first guy that I've ever been in love with... And, guess what he said to me. He said "Well you're not the first one that I've ever been in love with".

Beast: What an idiot!!! Why would he say something like that?

Belle: I know!!! Holy sh*t, lie to me at least, don't say something like that.

Beast: Ha, ha, ha. Why? Something like that you just don't say. What did you say to him after that?

Belle: I told him he's a f**king Idiot and that here I am telling him that I love him and he says this sh*t

Beast: And, what did he say after that.

Belle: He said I should be happy for him telling me the truth. What an idiot. At least my day got better, me and Mufasa went to the bar and got really really drunk ah, ha, ha, ha.

Beast: Ha, ha, ha. Did you have fun?

Belle: Yeah, We peed on the ROM.

Beast:Uh.........

Belle: You know the Royal Ontario Museum?

Beast: Yeah I know but how did you do that? You're both girls and how did you wipe?

Belle: Easy, you put your back on the wall and let it air dry.

Beast: Uh....

Yeah there's no significance to this case. It was just a random conversation that I happened to over here at work and decided it was blog worthy.

And for the final time, All the names mentioned in this Investigation have been changed due to privacy and safety precautions.

Detective Hien... More like Mad Scientist Hien Vu Case 3

I ventured into pitch black caves, I looked under giant boulders, I searched far and wide into ocean and in the end I could not find a conversation interesting enough to blog about. Slowly driving myself into insanity, I found a way to eavesdrop into the juiciest conversations. So what did I do? Instead of stumbling across intriguing gossip by chance, I would spark forest fires and watched it burn. Using my co-workers as lab rats, I threw a hot topic at them bringing up the Chris Brown and Rhianna situation and observed them while they gossiped like mindless drones. Muhahah...MUHAHAHAHA...MUAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA...(I've got like 20 more).

Hien: So what's up with the whole Chris Brown hitting Rhianna? Was it that bad?

Aladdin: Bad enough to cancel her performance and her birthday.

Jafar: She got beat up so bad that she couldn't even open one of her eyes.

Hien: Wow, I thought like maybe he just slapped her. What did he do to her?

Aladdin: Apparently he strangled her, and just the beat sh*t out of her. And, there were bite marks all over her body.

Hien: What a f**king d**k! Why would he do such a thing?

Jafar: I think it all started with a text message that Chris Brown got from a "Booty Call" and Rhianna got pissed off and tried to leave the car that they were in. Chris Brown got mad and started strangling her and she called her friend to tell her to call the cops and that's when Chris Brown went ballistic on her.

Aladdin: What a little B*tch. I lost all respect for him.

Iago: Well I heard there was violence in his family growing up. Like, his mom got beat by his dad.

Aladdin: Still, that doesn't make it right for him to hit her.

Iago: I know, but I'm just saying that's probably why he would think it's okay and plus like he probably thinks he's king of the world and always gets things his way, come on he's Chris Brown, and when he doesn't get it his way he probably throws a temper tantrum.

Jafar: Whatever, nobody is ever going to want to work with him again.

Hien: Good for him, he deserves it. How are you going to beat up a woman, like really?

All the names mentioned in this experiment have been changed due to privacy and safety precautions.

All jokes aside this topic is quite serious and should not be taken lightly. It truly is a setback on society that these things are still going on. The lowest thing a man, or if he can call himself that, is to put his hands on a woman. No mother, daughter, sister, aunt, or niece should ever have to put up with any form of abuse.