Pea: Hi, I'm Pea Wee. I know at first glance I may seem like an infant in a funny looking green suit trying to imitate a pea, but in reality I am an over grown pea that is trying to imitate an infant. You may wonder how this has come to be. Well over years of food manipulation and modification, and radiation, this is what the pea pod of the future will look like. I am the first of my kind, fully equipped with the brain capacity and density of a fully grown human adult.
My plan? To rule the world, and breed a nation of super peas in a pod. How do I plan on doing that? I'll win all of you over with my adorable babyish looks, and once I've made my way into his heart, Mr. President Barack Obama, I'll shoot peas at bullet speed to his vital organs. And, here I am awaiting for his presence in front of the door belonging to the great White House. His first words, I predict, "Oh my, it's baby Jesus in a pea pod suit. How cute, let's adopt this miracle." That is when my glorious plan will take action.
There is only one down fall to my plan. Super bred peas like myself have a very shot life span. I've already spent more than three quarters of my life making it here to this checkpoint. And, an eighth of my life explaining my life story and life ambitions. Now I'll spend the last moments waiting for the presidents arrival. Chances are I won't be able to carry out my plans, taking into consideration that I've got about 32 seconds of life left in me. But, there is no need to worry, my fellow future nation of super peas, someone, some pea, will pick up where I have left off. My final words...I'm a super pea, super pea, I'm super Pea Wee!
Audience: Giant Food Corporations that are putting harmful growth products in our peas
Purpose: To raise awareness against harmful food enhancements.
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1 comment:
lol Hien.
Very witty and clever.
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