Sunday, May 24, 2009

Abusing Free Writing

Okay, I'm running out of ideas for free writing, so I decided to make a rap. Please don't take this seriously. I am aware I am an Asian male that can't rap. Okay here it goes...

Uh one two, one two,
Check it, check it
Yo this one is for my peeps
Shout outz to da Dutty Dozen
You know who you are
Dun Know

Balls balls balls
I like balls
Big balls, little balls
I like balls
Red balls blue balls
I like balls
Candy balls, bouncy balls
I like balls

Yo check it
Balls are great,
Theys come in all types of sizes
I like em big and I like them small
I like balls that I can maul
Like a tennis ball
I like hard balls
like a base ball
when I'm running low
I just give my dealer a call
and he hooks me up with

Balls balls balls
I like balls
Big balls, little balls
I like balls
Red balls blue balls
I like balls
Candy balls, bouncy balls
I like balls

You can even eat balls
Theys come in candy form
Like sweet balls and sour balls
Ever had a jaw breaker
It's a really big hard candy
that's the shape of a ball
and when I'm running low
I go to the convenience store and I get hook ups fah sho
I'm addicted to

Balls balls balls
I like balls
Big balls, little balls
I like balls
Red balls blue balls
I like balls
Candy balls, bouncy balls
I like balls

Balls come in all different colors
Some balls if you don't use them
they turn blue
and when you rub them very hard
its turns red
and then purple

Purpose: To display my mad lyrical skills

Intended Audience: For Rap music lovers

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